Think twice because Twisted Mike might just post a writeup about you.  Check out the Prophecy of Bill Davis.  It’s quite a lengthy post, but as with all posts over at the ID Configuration, I guarantee it’s worth your time (though I can also guarantee that it usually is NSFW: not-safe-for-work).

Alas,

life has this way of sneaking up on you and kicking you in the ass when

you least expect it. The way I found Bill was nothing close to what I

had originally envisioned. I found Bill through an email he sent to my

colleague Pete’s wife and he

wasn’t the deus ex machina my mom made me believe him to be through her

numerous divinations. He was actually a very sick, lonely American who

preys on unsuspecting Asian girls. Although this is the case, I do not

feel any morsel of anger towards him. It’s kinda like that feeling when

you’re younger and you think that your parents are the most immutably

good beings in the world until that one night you walk in on them

having sex on a countertop in the kitchen.

…

From what I have read so far, you are not very

knowledgeable about women. I mean sure all guys obviously want “Lots of

Oral Sex”, but it’s something that you do not admit openly not even if

you ameliorate it with the phrase ‘when we fall in love’. No (sober)

girl would even touch you with a ten foot pole if you try to solicit

blowjobs from them on the first meeting. I mean I tried it once with

this girl I dated and the only blowjob I got was from a convicted

murderer in the Fairview city jail. Not that I didn’t like it mind you,

but I would’ve liked it more if it was given to me by a woman. Or a

priest.

Sweet.

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